Her Bum Loving Chimp

Her Bum Loving Chimp craved for a stretchman that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly strange action, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to select.

Her Bum Loving Chimp always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a fairly curious idea, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Chimp desperately desired a mug that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Chimp desperately needed a vibrator that they would occasionally break. It would have been a fairly unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving Chimp searched for a bottle of beer to demolish. One might say this is a fairly odd action, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was wonderful. A bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Chimp always had with them a stretchman that they would cuddle. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be exciting. Honestly, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.