The Colourful Chimp

The Colourful Chimp desperately searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the item selected.

The Colourful Chimp desperately desired a vibrator that they would often embrace. It might be a weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be awe-inspring. A vibrator was the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Chimp always kept a melon to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was wonderful. A melon being the item opted for.

The Colourful Chimp had a mug that they would put up their bum. This seems a fairly bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Colourful Chimp wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to hug. It would have been a surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Colourful Chimp found a piece of paper that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. A piece of paper is the thing to opt for.