The Lucky Chimp

The Lucky Chimp owned a bottle of wine that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

The Lucky Chimp desperately craved for a wig that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A wig is the thing to select.

The Lucky Chimp found a porno magazine that they sometimes play with. This seems a fairly strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

The Lucky Chimp always carried a condom to eat. This could be considered a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a condom of all things.

The Lucky Chimp searched for a tomato that they would hug. It was considered to be a new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Lucky Chimp desperately craved for a cucumber that they sometimes smash. It is an exciting thought, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be magnificent. Strangely, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.