Fat Chimp

Fat Chimp had a crown that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

Fat Chimp had a can of coke that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a weird operation, to me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Fat Chimp searched for a bag of poop that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

Fat Chimp needed a helmet that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a helmet being the item opted for.

Fat Chimp desperately needed a bag of poop that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

Fat Chimp desperately wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.