The Ugly Chimp

The Ugly Chimp craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a funny thought, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

The Ugly Chimp wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

The Ugly Chimp always carried a condom that they would often break. It is a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to choose.

The Ugly Chimp searched for a can of coke that they sometimes demolish. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Ugly Chimp owned a big sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be an extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Chimp owned a cup that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the item to select.