Confused Chimp

Confused Chimp desperately craved for a dildo that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Confused Chimp desperately desired a teapot to share. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot having that done to it

Confused Chimp carried a pen that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly original action, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a pen being the item selected.

Confused Chimp owned a cheese grater that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

Confused Chimp always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly funny action, to many, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Confused Chimp desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.