A Square Chimp

A Square Chimp desperately needed a spade that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing to select.

A Square Chimp always had with them a vibrator that they would put up their bum. This seems to be an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A vibrator is the item to select.

A Square Chimp always carried a pint of cider that they would often demolish. It should be a weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was breathtaking. A pint of cider is the thing to select.

A Square Chimp always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was miraculous. A porno magazine is the item to opt for.

A Square Chimp desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally eat. It is an exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

A Square Chimp craved for a melon to try to nail to the wall. It is a surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a melon was the chosen thing.