A Gentle Chimp

A Gentle Chimp desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

A Gentle Chimp often carried a piece of paper that they liked to put on his head. It was an original exercise, to some, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

A Gentle Chimp needed a toilet brush to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

A Gentle Chimp owned a sword to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sword being the thing opted for.

A Gentle Chimp always carried a bat that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bat is the item to select.

A Gentle Chimp desired a sack of potatoes to share. It should be a strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.