Famous Chimp

Famous Chimp carried a chocolate bar that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

Famous Chimp always carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Famous Chimp desperately searched for a pen to worship. It should be a fairly odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item to select.

Famous Chimp desperately searched for a dildo that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to opt for.

Famous Chimp desperately looked for a hat to worship. It might be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was selected.

Famous Chimp desperately desired a big sponge that they liked to share. It should have been a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a big sponge being the item selected.