Their Horny Chimp

Their Horny Chimp looked for a can of Tango that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Their Horny Chimp desperately craved for a cup that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the item selected.

Their Horny Chimp craved for a sponge that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was spectacular. Honestly, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

Their Horny Chimp craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly unusual idea, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

Their Horny Chimp looked for a pen to put on his head. It might be a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to opt for.

Their Horny Chimp desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.