Eccentric Chimp

Eccentric Chimp always carried a set square that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a curious action, to most, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be awesome. Remarkably, a set square being the chosen thing.

Eccentric Chimp desperately desired a CD player that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

Eccentric Chimp looked for a bottle of beer that they would often sit and look at. It would have been an unusual action, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Eccentric Chimp desperately looked for a chocolate bar to break. It is a different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

Eccentric Chimp found a dildo that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen thing.

Eccentric Chimp wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.