Square Chimp

Square Chimp always kept a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly curious operation, to you, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

Square Chimp searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often sleep with. It might be a fairly funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

Square Chimp desperately wanted a cucumber to sleep with. It should have been a different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the item selected.

Square Chimp had a bag of poop that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Square Chimp desperately needed a piece of paper to smash. One might consider this to be an original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

Square Chimp found a pint of beer that they would occasionally share. It would be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.