Her Confused Chimp

Her Confused Chimp desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was amazing. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball of all things.

Her Confused Chimp desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a new activity, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was magnificent. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Chimp desperately wanted a hat that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Confused Chimp had a bat that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bat would be the item chosen.

Her Confused Chimp needed a big sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a fairly curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge having that done to it

Her Confused Chimp looked for a rubber chicken that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.