The Troubled Chimp

The Troubled Chimp always carried a dildo that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

The Troubled Chimp desperately searched for a hat that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly new undertaking, to some, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a hat is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Chimp carried a set square that they would often drop. It should have been an unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Chimp owned a can of coke that they would often break. This seems an exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the chosen item.

The Troubled Chimp looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Chimp often carried a melon that they sometimes throw. It should have been a peculiar action, to me, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was selected.