Their Square Chimp

Their Square Chimp desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

Their Square Chimp found a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

Their Square Chimp always had with them a sponge that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be magnificent. Strangely, a sponge having that done to it

Their Square Chimp desperately needed a set of lego that they liked to throw. It is a different activity, to many, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

Their Square Chimp desired a painting of a melon that they would put down their trousers. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Their Square Chimp desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would often demolish. It might be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was miraculous. A bottle of beer being the thing selected.