His Unusual Chimp

His Unusual Chimp desperately wanted a computer that they liked to share. It would have been an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a computer being the chosen thing.

His Unusual Chimp desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

His Unusual Chimp desired a cucumber that they would put up their bum. This seems a fairly original thought, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

His Unusual Chimp desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

His Unusual Chimp desperately looked for a radiator to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it was breathtaking. Strangely, a radiator of all things.

His Unusual Chimp desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally share. It might be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.