A Ugly Chimp

A Ugly Chimp often carried a spade that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a spade having that done to it

A Ugly Chimp looked for a condom that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom being the item opted for.

A Ugly Chimp searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item to select.

A Ugly Chimp looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often break. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

A Ugly Chimp desperately looked for a pint of beer that they liked to hug. It is an unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Chimp desperately desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly original operation, to many, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be out of this world. A lava lamp was the item that was chosen.