My Little Chimp

My Little Chimp desperately wanted a ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

My Little Chimp had a stapler that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was fun. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.

My Little Chimp always carried a porno magazine that they liked to smash. It is a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

My Little Chimp carried a hat that they sometimes hug. It might be a fairly odd action, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was selected.

My Little Chimp looked for a lava lamp that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

My Little Chimp desperately needed a cheese grater that they would often throw. One might consider this to be an odd idea, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be stunning. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.