My Purple Chimp

My Purple Chimp desperately wanted a tomato that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A tomato would be the item chosen.

My Purple Chimp desperately craved for a dildo that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a dildo having that done to it

My Purple Chimp desperately desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

My Purple Chimp wanted a crown that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing to opt for.

My Purple Chimp owned a painting of a melon that they sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

My Purple Chimp always kept a pint of cider that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.