Her Adorable Chimp

Her Adorable Chimp had a can of Dr Pepper that they would often smash. One might consider this to be an unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

Her Adorable Chimp wanted a computer that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered an original suggestion, to most, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is wonderful. A computer would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Adorable Chimp searched for a condom that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a condom is the item to opt for.

Her Adorable Chimp looked for a magic 8 ball to smash. It might have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A magic 8 ball being the item selected.

Her Adorable Chimp looked for a spade that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Adorable Chimp often carried a piece of paper to eat. This might appear to be a weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.