Her Different Chimp

Her Different Chimp had a porno magazine to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

Her Different Chimp desperately desired a pen that they liked to eat. It was a fairly funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the item that was selected.

Her Different Chimp desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a curious proposal, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Different Chimp carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was simply life. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

Her Different Chimp desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

Her Different Chimp found a sword that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing to choose.