Her Blue Chimp

Her Blue Chimp desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to break. It would be a fairly new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

Her Blue Chimp looked for a ball that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

Her Blue Chimp searched for a mug that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a mug of all things.

Her Blue Chimp found a dildo that they would often break. It is a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to opt for.

Her Blue Chimp had a block of cheese to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese having that done to it

Her Blue Chimp found a rubber johnny that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.