The Depressed Chimp

The Depressed Chimp always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a fairly weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Chimp carried a stretchman that they would often hug. This is certainly a strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item to select.

The Depressed Chimp needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Chimp needed a can of Dr Pepper to smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

The Depressed Chimp desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be an odd exercise, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

The Depressed Chimp owned a bat that they sometimes play with. It might have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the thing opted for.