Her Naughty Chimp

Her Naughty Chimp wanted a block of cheese that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

Her Naughty Chimp needed a stapler that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was selected.

Her Naughty Chimp often carried a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a melon being the thing selected.

Her Naughty Chimp desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

Her Naughty Chimp owned a cucumber that they liked to eat. It is a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the chosen item.

Her Naughty Chimp wanted a pencil sharpener to break. It was a fairly original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.