Big Chimp

Big Chimp desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

Big Chimp found a custard pie to put up their bum. It would be a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

Big Chimp had a cup that they sometimes hug. It is a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

Big Chimp had a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Big Chimp craved for a crown that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

Big Chimp carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.