His Orange Chimp

His Orange Chimp desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

His Orange Chimp found a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a different undertaking, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

His Orange Chimp always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

His Orange Chimp carried a computer that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was selected.

His Orange Chimp desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly exciting action, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

His Orange Chimp found a can of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the chosen item.