The Lovely Chimp

The Lovely Chimp always carried a hat that they liked to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Chimp carried a bottle of beer that they would put down their trousers. It might be a weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Chimp desired a block of cheese that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

The Lovely Chimp needed a porno magazine that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a porno magazine of all things.

The Lovely Chimp always had with them a vibrator that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the item opted for.

The Lovely Chimp desperately needed a set square that they liked to demolish. It would have been a new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a set square was the chosen item.