His Retarded Chimp

His Retarded Chimp carried a pint of cider that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Chimp craved for a bat that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a fairly bizarre action, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a bat of all things.

His Retarded Chimp owned a bag of poop that they would break. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

His Retarded Chimp desired a crown that they would often sleep with. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a crown is the thing to select.

His Retarded Chimp desperately looked for a wig that they sometimes drop. This seems a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the item to choose.

His Retarded Chimp desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.