His Chinese Chimp

His Chinese Chimp searched for a sword that they sometimes play with. It would have been a different exercise, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a sword being the thing opted for.

His Chinese Chimp always had with them a lava lamp to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. A lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

His Chinese Chimp desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a funny exercise, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

His Chinese Chimp needed a teapot that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to select.

His Chinese Chimp desperately desired a hat that they liked to play with. It is a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the thing selected.

His Chinese Chimp desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to smash. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.