The Handsome Chimp

The Handsome Chimp always had with them a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Handsome Chimp carried a crown that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a crown is the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Chimp always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It should be an exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Chimp wanted a helmet that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be entertaining. A helmet is the thing to select.

The Handsome Chimp always kept a stapler to put on his head. It is a surprising idea, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the chosen item.

The Handsome Chimp had a bag of poop to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly new operation, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen item.