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RE: You can't make this Stuff Up - 76 Yr. Old Attacks Son with Chainsaw. Son then Runs Him Over with Lawn Mower lol
Well, by god! lol
Trust me, I've dealt with my fair share of angry rednecks. I grew up in Kentucky. I'm a survivor of multiple garden utensil attacks. haha!
In fact, don't as me how, but just yesterday right here in the middle of Los Angeles, this toothless old lady tried to beat me with a broom for no reason. I was literally just standing there looking in a window of a shop. She was clearly crazy and homeless. She yelled out "YEAH MF!! Look in that window you fat pervert!" in a really strong KY/Tennessee accent.
All I could come back with was "Hey, how did you know I was a pervert?" A couple of my friends and my wife were there, both horrified and laughing.
WTF, lol. That old bat... but you gave her the perfect comeback. Classic :) I would have loved to have seen that ;)