In fact, don't as me how, but just yesterday right here in the middle of Los Angeles, this toothless old lady tried to beat me with a broom for no reason. I was literally just standing there looking in a window of a shop. She was clearly crazy and homeless. She yelled out "YEAH MF!! Look in that window you fat pervert!" in a really strong KY/Tennessee accent.

All I could come back with was "Hey, how did you know I was a pervert?" A couple of my friends and my wife were there, both horrified and laughing

WTF, lol. That old bat... but you gave her the perfect comeback. Classic :) I would have loved to have seen that ;)