The Handsome Cunt

The Handsome Cunt desperately searched for a can of coke that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Cunt desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

The Handsome Cunt desperately wanted a can of coke that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

The Handsome Cunt desired a dildo that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to select.

The Handsome Cunt desperately desired a set square that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a set square being the item opted for.

The Handsome Cunt often carried a CD player that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item to opt for.