Yellow Cunt

Yellow Cunt wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be entertaining. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

Yellow Cunt always had with them a condom that they would sometimes play with. It would have been an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.

Yellow Cunt needed a helmet that they would often put up their bum. This seems a strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

Yellow Cunt desperately wanted a ball that they liked to hug. It was an extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was simply life. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

Yellow Cunt found a bottle of beer to drop. It would be a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

Yellow Cunt carried a set of lego that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing to choose.