A Different Cunt

A Different Cunt looked for a sword that they would often share. One might find this to be a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was selected.

A Different Cunt desired a bat that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bat being the item opted for.

A Different Cunt had a bag of flour that they would sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly odd exercise, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

A Different Cunt owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

A Different Cunt desperately looked for a set of lego that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be an odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a set of lego is the thing to select.

A Different Cunt desperately searched for a ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was opted for.