A Gentle Cunt

A Gentle Cunt owned a cheese grater that they would often eat. This could be considered a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was awesome. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

A Gentle Cunt always carried a piece of paper that they liked to share. This seems to be a curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

A Gentle Cunt craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

A Gentle Cunt often carried a helmet that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

A Gentle Cunt always had with them a painting of a melon that they would rub on his belly. It might be a fairly original action, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

A Gentle Cunt desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.