Their Grumpy Cunt

Their Grumpy Cunt desperately craved for a sword that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item chosen.

Their Grumpy Cunt had a bottle of coke that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A bottle of coke being the chosen item.

Their Grumpy Cunt carried a bag of flour that they would sit and look at. This seems to be an unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. A bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

Their Grumpy Cunt wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

Their Grumpy Cunt always kept a vibrator that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

Their Grumpy Cunt found a computer that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A computer would be the thing that was selected.