A Confused Cunt

A Confused Cunt desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp of all things.

A Confused Cunt desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be exciting. Strangely, a porno magazine of all things.

A Confused Cunt wanted a sponge that they would sometimes share. This seems an astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Cunt always carried a bag of poop that they liked to drop. It was a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

A Confused Cunt always carried a painting of a melon that they liked to eat. It would be a fairly unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was amazing. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

A Confused Cunt looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.