The Retarded Cunt

The Retarded Cunt found a computer that they liked to share. It was an exciting idea, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Cunt found a bottle of beer that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been an extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

The Retarded Cunt desperately looked for a dildo that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Cunt desperately searched for a melon to break. It would be a fairly different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was amazing. A melon was the item that was selected.

The Retarded Cunt looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be awesome. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

The Retarded Cunt owned a ball that they would often smash. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the item that was opted for.