The Square Cunt

The Square Cunt desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Square Cunt desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Square Cunt always carried a set of lego that they liked to sleep with. It is a peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was fun. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

The Square Cunt wanted a toilet brush that they would often break. This is certainly an original proposal, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Square Cunt found a little monkey to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be amazing. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to choose.

The Square Cunt desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes worship. It would be an extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.