The Cute Cunt

The Cute Cunt craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Cute Cunt searched for a little monkey that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a somewhat surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Cunt desperately wanted a sword that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a weird operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to opt for.

The Cute Cunt desperately searched for a hat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a hat was the thing that was selected.

The Cute Cunt desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would break. One might say this is a new approach to life, to most, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Cute Cunt searched for a sword to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a sword being the item opted for.