Crazy Cunt

Crazy Cunt looked for a ball that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was spectacular. Honestly, a ball being the thing selected.

Crazy Cunt found a tomato that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a tomato being the thing opted for.

Crazy Cunt desperately looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a vibrator of all things.

Crazy Cunt found a bottle of coke that they liked to annihilate It should have been a fairly odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was amazing. A bottle of coke being the item opted for.

Crazy Cunt always carried a magic 8 ball that they would often smash. It should be a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. A magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

Crazy Cunt desperately needed a hat that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a hat is the thing to opt for.