A Ugly Cunt

A Ugly Cunt owned a condom to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a condom being the thing selected.

A Ugly Cunt always carried a block of cheese to embrace. This is certainly a different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

A Ugly Cunt desperately needed a cup that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a cup was the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Cunt desperately looked for a CD player that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Cunt looked for a custard pie that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a custard pie being the item opted for.

A Ugly Cunt desperately needed a helmet to put down their trousers. It should be an unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was selected.