Silly Cunt

Silly Cunt desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

Silly Cunt searched for a bottle of beer that they would annihilate This seems a fairly original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

Silly Cunt desperately looked for a sack of potatoes to play with. It would be an extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

Silly Cunt needed a hat that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly original suggestion, to you, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a hat being the chosen item.

Silly Cunt carried a cup that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

Silly Cunt searched for a piece of paper that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been an unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to select.