Their Careful Cunt

Their Careful Cunt needed a bottle of coke that they would put up their bum. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

Their Careful Cunt craved for a vibrator that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.

Their Careful Cunt looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a big sponge being the item selected.

Their Careful Cunt found a pint of cider that they would often sleep with. It should have been a fairly curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

Their Careful Cunt desperately craved for a condom that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was stunning. Honestly, a condom is the thing to select.

Their Careful Cunt carried a CD player that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. A CD player was the chosen item.