A Retarded Cunt

A Retarded Cunt desired a vibrator to drop. One might consider this to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a vibrator having that done to it

A Retarded Cunt desired a stretchman that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a fairly surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was wonderous. A stretchman is the item to select.

A Retarded Cunt looked for a sponge that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. A sponge would be the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Cunt carried a tomato that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Cunt found a chocolate bar to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Cunt looked for a sword that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be an unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be exciting. Remarkably, a sword is the item to opt for.