The Weary Cunt

The Weary Cunt searched for a chocolate bar that they sometimes break. This is certainly a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. A chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

The Weary Cunt always kept a CD player to put in the bath with him. It should be an odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

The Weary Cunt desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be an extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Weary Cunt searched for a bat that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was selected.

The Weary Cunt found a stretchman that they would experiment on. It might be an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen item.

The Weary Cunt always kept a stretchman that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to opt for.