The Round Cunt

The Round Cunt often carried a can of coke to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Round Cunt wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

The Round Cunt owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. A toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Round Cunt needed a block of cheese that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Round Cunt looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

The Round Cunt always had with them a helmet that they liked to eat. It would be a fairly funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item chosen.