The Boring Cunt

The Boring Cunt desperately looked for a chocolate bar to annihilate One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Boring Cunt carried a block of cheese that they would drop. It is considered to be an exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Cunt always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to select.

The Boring Cunt desired a rubber johnny to embrace. This could be considered a fairly original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Cunt always kept a stapler that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a stapler being the thing selected.

The Boring Cunt looked for a sack of potatoes to sit and look at. One might find this to be a curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.