The Lovely Cunt

The Lovely Cunt had a dildo that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a funny action, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a dildo of all things.

The Lovely Cunt had a bag of flour that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

The Lovely Cunt owned a set of lego that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the thing selected.

The Lovely Cunt desired a can of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Lovely Cunt looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Lovely Cunt looked for a stretchman to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.